We Skyped my dad last night. He told them some jokes and they cackled away trying to say them. They especially liked knock knock ones. Here's some to try out on yours- so silly!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a drink.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito just bit me!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Andy!
Andy who?
Andy mosquito bit me again!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah way to open the door?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you and please cover your mouth next time.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in now.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock, Knock!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Kanga roo!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the bag, you pack-a the suitcase.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
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