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Monday, 12 March 2012

knock knock

We Skyped my dad last night. He told them some jokes and they cackled away trying to say them. They especially liked knock knock ones. Here's some to try out on yours- so silly!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a drink.

funny jokes - animated gif mosquito
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito just bit me!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Andy!
Andy who?
Andy mosquito bit me again!
funny jokes - animated gif ice cream conefunny jokes - animated gif ice cream cone

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah way to open the door?

funny jokes - animated gif cow
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you and please cover your mouth next time.

funny jokes - animated gif ghost boo
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!

Knock, Knock!funny jokes - animated gif lettuce
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in now.
funny jokes - animated gif banana

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock!funny jokes - animated gif orange
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock, Knock!
funny jokes - animated gif kangaroos
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Kanga roo!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the bag, you pack-a the suitcase.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?funny jokes - animated gif kiss

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

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